Class Task 1: Alien

This is Stellaring Fuzzner reporting back about my investigation on earth, all is not well over here my fellow men. I have uncovered a dark and revolting secret of this alien race, and must warn you all that they are aware of our existence. Though the masses of these aliens appear to be brainless conforming imbeciles, they seem to have devised a method of torture and imprisonment to our kind that we never thought possible.

As all of you know, there have been many accounts of explorers such as me disappearing upon arrival at earth. I believe I have found the true reason behind this. Yesterday, I secretly watched a small colony of these aliens bring home a large case, from which they pulled out a shiny black disc-like object with texture and shiny blackness resembling out skin. They placed the unidentified object onto a weird contraption, and after doing something to the machine the black object was forcefully spun around from the middle which had a hole drilled through it. What happened next was completely and utterly disturbing. The most horrific shrieks of alien speak thundered through their squarish habitat, whilst they tortured the object with a pointed weapon that was stabbed and left slashing the object while it was being spun. This was when it daunted upon me that the shiny black disc was no object, it was a living thing!

I continued to watch in disgust, with my heart heavily thumping and jaw-dropped till they finally stopped with what I realised must have been an interrogation of some sort towards the disc-like creature. They then removed it gently as if to show some sort of false compassion to the creature, before imprisoning it in its tiny cage. When nightfall came and the moon was up, the aliens had fallen into deep slumber in their own divided sections of the habitat. I snuck up to the drawer I saw them place the caged shiny black creature and carefully opened it. Lying before me was not just one but LOTS of these creatures, all of them imprisoned in similar cages. I pull one of them out and slowly slide it out of its cage. The next thing I witnessed struck within me the greatest fear I had ever known and felt in my entire life.

Carved or perhaps tattooed into the top of the creature was the name of our most famed and first ever explorer, whom we lost all contact with upon his arrival to earth, Hendrix Jimmy! These weren’t just shiny black creatures! These creatures were none other than our own people! They must have formulated a way that allows them to squash us flat into circular shapes, before drilling a hole through our heads and brainwashing us into speaking their disgusting languages.

I am sad to announce that this is a dark hour for me my friends, my space transportation mobile has somehow disappeared from my sight. Do not by any means send another to rescue me, for it could ultimately cause the doom for another of our own. I will take my own life before they claim it for their sadistic pleasures.

Stay clear of earth my friends,
Stellaring Fuzzner